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__________: good to the last drop.
2 hours ago
39 Raptor attacks.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
2 hours ago
79 Hipsters.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
2 hours ago
1 Scrotum tickling.
Heartwarming orphans.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
2 hours ago
92 A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
2 hours ago
69 The Thong Song.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
2 hours ago
74 A homoerotic volleyball montage.
What's the crustiest?
2 hours ago
48 Pterodactyl eggs.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
2 hours ago
46 Tangled Slinkys.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
2 hours ago
79 Porn stars.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
2 hours ago
51 A falcon with a cap on its head.
z | 1
Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.
x | 2
The Kool-Aid Man.
c | 3
Stranger danger.
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