Some Recent Plays
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
5 hours ago
104 Morgan Freeman's voice.
What's that smell?
5 hours ago
28 A reach-around.
__________. High five, bro.
5 hours ago
32 A woman scorned.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
15 hours ago
46 Crumpets with the Queen.
What am I giving up for Lent?
15 hours ago
51 Daddy issues.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
15 hours ago
69 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
15 hours ago
25 Being a dinosaur.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
22 hours ago
129 Balls.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
22 hours ago
1 Impotence.
Altar boys.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
22 hours ago
1 Aaron Burr.
Teaching a robot to love.
z | 1
A balanced breakfast.
x | 2
Natural selection.
c | 3
The American Dream.
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