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What's my secret power?
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95 Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.
What are my parents hiding from me?
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80 A homoerotic volleyball montage.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
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74 Peanut Butter Jelly Time.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
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97 Kids with ass cancer.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
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84 Coat hanger abortions.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
1 mins ago
63 A wisecracking terrorist.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
1 mins ago
50 Natural selection.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
1 mins ago
1 A passionate Latino lover.
Just the tip.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
2 mins ago
1 Uppercuts.
Not reciprocating oral sex.
What's that sound?
3 mins ago
49 Crystal meth.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
z | 1
Wearing underwear inside out to avoid doing laundry.
x | 2
A disappointing birthday party.
c | 3
Peanut Butter Jelly Time.
 
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