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What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
6 hours ago
112 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
__________: good to the last drop.
6 hours ago
57 A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
What's the crustiest?
6 hours ago
62 Queefing.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
6 hours ago
53 The Fanta girls.
I drink to forget __________.
6 hours ago
30 Apologizing.
What gets better with age?
6 hours ago
31 A hot mess.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
6 hours ago
24 The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
What ended my last relationship?
6 hours ago
46 Children on leashes.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
6 hours ago
38 Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
6 hours ago
1 Saxophone solos.
AIDS.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
z | 1
Menstruation.
x | 2
A tiny horse.
c | 3
Judge Judy.
 
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