Some Recent Plays
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
3 hours ago
63 Seduction.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
3 hours ago
28 Ronald Reagan.
It's a trap!
3 hours ago
58 A wheelchair death race.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
3 hours ago
63 Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
__________. That's how I want to die.
3 hours ago
54 Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.
What helps Obama unwind?
3 hours ago
91 The Thong Song.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
3 hours ago
1 Licking things to claim them as your own.
Tom Cruise.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
3 hours ago
45 Making sex at her.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
3 hours ago
100 Two midgets shitting into a bucket.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
3 hours ago
22 The Hustle.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
z | 1
A bleached asshole.
x | 2
Eating too much of a lamp.
c | 3
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