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When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
14 hours ago
33 The folly of man.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
14 hours ago
2 A reach-around.
A clandestine butt scratch.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
25 hours ago
132 72 virgins.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
49 hours ago
55 Hormone injections.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
49 hours ago
65 Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
49 hours ago
68 A wisecracking terrorist.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
243 hours ago
61 Penis envy.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
243 hours ago
1 Fingering.
Kim Jong-il.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
243 hours ago
48 Improvised explosive devices.
What helps Obama unwind?
243 hours ago
69 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
z | 1
Me time.
x | 2
Go-gurt.
c | 3
Kim Jong-il.
 
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