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I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
11 hours ago
1 The clitoris.
Genetically engineered super-soldiers.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
11 hours ago
57 The homosexual agenda.
What's my secret power?
11 hours ago
80 Teenage pregnancy.
White people like __________.
11 hours ago
45 Estrogen.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
11 hours ago
25 The miracle of childbirth.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
11 hours ago
73 Douchebags on their iPhones.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
11 hours ago
51 Smallpox blankets.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
11 hours ago
49 Getting in her pants, politely.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
11 hours ago
123 A big black dick.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
11 hours ago
57 Grandma.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
z | 1
Embryonic stem cells.
x | 2
Object permanence.
c | 3
My inner demons.
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