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In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
3 hours ago
2 Sexy Siamese twins.
Republicans.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
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34 Nocturnal emissions.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
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32 The Chinese gymnastics team.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
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71 Estrogen.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
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88 Nicolas Cage.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
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92 The Thong Song.
What's that smell?
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51 Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
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64 The Chinese gymnastics team.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
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1 Martha Stewart.
Robert Downey, Jr.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
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31 YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.
z | 1
Tweeting.
x | 2
Farting and walking away.
c | 3
The Underground Railroad.
 
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