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__________. Betcha can't have just one!
99 mins ago
46 Spectacular abs.
Why am I sticky?
99 mins ago
28 Famine.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
99 mins ago
1 Peeing a little bit.
Pulling out.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
100 mins ago
1 My machete.
Fingering.
__________. It's a trap!
100 mins ago
102 Toni Morrison's vagina.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
100 mins ago
40 Hormone injections.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
100 mins ago
32 Kibbles 'n Bits™.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
100 mins ago
72 A middle-aged man on roller skates.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
100 mins ago
40 Pistol-whipping a hostage.
I drink to forget __________.
100 mins ago
84 Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.
z | 1
Twinkies®.
x | 2
8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
c | 3
Overpowering your father.
 
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