Some Recent Plays
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
56 mins ago
80 Farting and walking away.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
56 mins ago
92 Tiger Woods.
Betcha can't have just one!
56 mins ago
42 Dental dams.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
56 mins ago
46 The terrorists.
What never fails to liven up the party?
59 mins ago
49 Grave robbing.
What's my secret power?
60 mins ago
35 Bond, James Bond.
__________: good to the last drop.
60 mins ago
91 Cockfights.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
60 mins ago
24 My inner demons.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
61 mins ago
72 An asymmetric boob job.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
116 mins ago
75 Dick fingers.
z | 1
Two midgets shitting into a bucket.
x | 2
c | 3
Michelle Obama's arms.
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