Some Recent Plays
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
just now
53 Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
What's the most emo?
just now
82 White people.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
just now
46 A wisecracking terrorist.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
just now
28 The heart of a child.
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR __________.
just now
35 Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
just now
76 Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
1 mins ago
22 Impotence.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
1 mins ago
22 A zesty breakfast burrito.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
122 hours ago
63 Full frontal nudity.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
122 hours ago
31 The invisible hand.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
z | 1
Deflowering the princess.
x | 2
8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
c | 3
People who smell their own socks.
 
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