Some Recent Plays
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
13 hours ago
23 Friendly fire.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
18 hours ago
21 Inappropriate yodeling.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
18 hours ago
115 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
White people like __________.
18 hours ago
58 Tickle Me Elmo™.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
18 hours ago
46 Friendly fire.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
18 hours ago
58 The American Dream.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
18 hours ago
34 The forbidden fruit.
What never fails to liven up the party?
18 hours ago
32 Bono.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
19 hours ago
44 Gary Coleman.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
19 hours ago
40 The Little Engine That Could.
z | 1
Quiche.
x | 2
Whitney Houston.
c | 3
Bond, James Bond.
 
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