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61 Horse meat.
What will always get you laid?
8 mins ago
71 A really cool hat.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
8 mins ago
56 The clitoris.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
8 mins ago
59 Raptor attacks.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
8 mins ago
43 Bono.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
9 mins ago
55 The Holy Bible.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
9 mins ago
76 Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
10 mins ago
53 Barack Obama.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
10 mins ago
36 The Hustle.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
11 mins ago
89 Two midgets shitting into a bucket.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
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Sarah Palin.
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