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__________: kid tested, mother approved.
52 mins ago
58 Shorties and blunts.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
52 mins ago
27 The South.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
52 mins ago
68 My sex life.
What never fails to liven up the party?
52 mins ago
76 Coat hanger abortions.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
12 hours ago
17 Take-backsies.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
12 hours ago
82 Mouth herpes.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
12 hours ago
36 Foreskin.
__________: good to the last drop.
63 hours ago
40 Actually taking candy from a baby.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
63 hours ago
45 Vehicular manslaughter.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
63 hours ago
41 Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
z | 1
Making a pouty face.
x | 2
Mr. Snuffleupagus.
c | 3
Sexy pillow fights.
 
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