Some Recent Plays
During sex, I like to think about __________.
25 hours ago
35 Quiche.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
25 hours ago
36 A robust mongoloid.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
25 hours ago
49 Vigorous jazz hands.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
102 hours ago
1 Christopher Walken.
Take-backsies.
What do old people smell like?
102 hours ago
41 Glenn Beck.
__________: good to the last drop.
102 hours ago
138 A big black dick.
White people like __________.
102 hours ago
54 Being on fire.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
102 hours ago
33 My relationship status.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
102 hours ago
72 Fingering.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
102 hours ago
1 Hormone injections.
Raptor attacks.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
z | 1
Laying an egg.
x | 2
Another goddamn vampire movie.
c | 3
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