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68 Sweet, sweet vengeance.
I drink to forget __________.
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What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
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56 A cooler full of organs.
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94 Date rape.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
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White people like __________.
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Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
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A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette.
 
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