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And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
4 hours ago
1 Sexy pillow fights.
Sexy Siamese twins.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
4 hours ago
94 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
4 hours ago
91 Sexual humiliation.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
4 hours ago
91 A windmill full of corpses.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
4 hours ago
60 Being a dick to children.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
4 hours ago
113 Tentacle porn.
War! What is it good for?
4 hours ago
54 Powerful thighs.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
4 hours ago
41 Passive-aggression.
Why am I sticky?
4 hours ago
63 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
126 hours ago
45 Martha Stewart.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
z | 1
Aaron Burr.
x | 2
Friends with benefits.
c | 3
Dead parents.
 
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