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What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
just now
70 Leprosy.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
just now
63 Christopher Walken.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
just now
1 Oversized lollipops.
Morgan Freeman's voice.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
1 mins ago
28 A robust mongoloid.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
1 mins ago
48 A drive-by shooting.
Why can't I sleep at night?
1 mins ago
43 Showing up to an orgy for the food.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
3 mins ago
57 Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
4 mins ago
58 Smallpox blankets.
What ended my last relationship?
4 mins ago
90 A fetus.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
4 mins ago
99 Daddy issues.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
z | 1
Muzzy.
x | 2
Re-gifting.
c | 3
Menstruation.
 
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