Some Recent Plays
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
1 mins ago
95 A sassy black woman.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
1 mins ago
13 Fabricating statistics.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
2 mins ago
84 72 virgins.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
4 hours ago
86 Black people.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
4 hours ago
1 Bestiality.
Pabst Blue Ribbon.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
4 hours ago
53 Robbing a sperm bank.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
24 hours ago
1 Amputees.
Making the penises kiss.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
24 hours ago
85 Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
What's that sound?
32 hours ago
59 A neglected Tamagotchi™.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
32 hours ago
47 Good grammar.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
z | 1
Waiting 'til marriage.
x | 2
Popped collars.
c | 3
Giving 110 percent.
 
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