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What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
121 hours ago
19 Slow motion.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
121 hours ago
45 Suicidal thoughts.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
122 hours ago
23 Science.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
122 hours ago
48 Team-building exercises.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
122 hours ago
53 Jew-fros.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
122 hours ago
33 Hot Pockets.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
124 hours ago
18 Team building exercises.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
143 hours ago
66 Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.
What's my secret power?
144 hours ago
49 Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
144 hours ago
43 Wearing underwear inside out to avoid doing laundry.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
z | 1
My dick.
x | 2
Bosnian chicken farmers.
c | 3
That one gay Teletubby.
 
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