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Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
6 hours ago
44 Space muffins.
What will always get you laid?
26 hours ago
79 An anal probe.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
49 hours ago
74 Sunshine and rainbows.
What's that sound?
90 hours ago
50 New Age music.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
90 hours ago
69 Scrotum tickling.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
90 hours ago
32 An honest cop with nothing left to lose.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
90 hours ago
19 YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
90 hours ago
54 Lunchables™.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
90 hours ago
62 A middle-aged man on roller skates.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
90 hours ago
67 Not reciprocating oral sex.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
z | 1
The Hamburglar.
x | 2
Slow motion.
c | 3
Global warming.
 
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