Some Recent Plays
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
7 hours ago
66 The placenta.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
8 hours ago
35 Kamikaze pilots.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
10 hours ago
99 A big black dick.
What's the crustiest?
10 hours ago
60 People who smell their own socks.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
10 hours ago
31 John Wilkes Booth.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
10 hours ago
73 Deflowering the princess.
Why do I hurt all over?
10 hours ago
56 Friction.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
10 hours ago
144 Mouth herpes.
What's the new fad diet?
13 hours ago
61 Hot Pockets®.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
13 hours ago
90 Bitches.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
z | 1
Dental dams.
x | 2
Quivering jowls.
c | 3
Keanu Reeves.
 
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