Some Recent Plays
What's a girl's best friend?
2 hours ago
28 Fancy Feast.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
2 hours ago
52 Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
2 hours ago
43 Boogers.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
2 hours ago
1 Mutually-assured destruction.
Poor people.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
2 hours ago
1 Friction.
Scrubbing under the folds.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
2 hours ago
1 Nip slips.
The miracle of childbirth.
__________. High five, bro.
2 hours ago
73 MechaHitler.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
2 hours ago
71 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
What's that sound?
6 hours ago
124 Masturbation.
What are my parents hiding from me?
6 hours ago
82 Full frontal nudity.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
z | 1
The Holy Bible.
x | 2
Parting the Red Sea.
c | 3
A rival dojo.
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