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I drink to forget __________.
60 hours ago
42 Bees?
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
60 hours ago
22 Friends who eat all your snacks.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
60 hours ago
88 Genital piercings.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
60 hours ago
14 World peace.
What's my anti-drug?
64 hours ago
45 Ronald Reagan.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
64 hours ago
28 The Big Bang.
What gets better with age?
64 hours ago
72 Half-assed foreplay.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
64 hours ago
27 Catapults.
__________? There's an app for that.
64 hours ago
99 Sexual humiliation.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
84 hours ago
60 Scrotum tickling.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
z | 1
Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie.
x | 2
Pabst Blue Ribbon.
c | 3
A crappy little hand.
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