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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
91 mins ago
57 My humps.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
2 hours ago
56 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
Why am I sticky?
2 hours ago
62 Insatiable bloodlust.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
2 hours ago
1 The Kool-Aid Man.
Michelle Obama's arms.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
2 hours ago
51 Bosnian chicken farmers.
White people like __________.
2 hours ago
64 Saxophone solos.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
2 hours ago
1 Flavored condoms.
Hope.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
2 hours ago
84 A homoerotic volleyball montage.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
2 hours ago
68 Golden showers.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
2 hours ago
67 Dick fingers.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
z | 1
Goblins.
x | 2
A windmill full of corpses.
c | 3
An anal probe.
 
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