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In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
93 mins ago
13 John Wilkes Booth.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
93 mins ago
43 Heteronormativity.
What never fails to liven up the party?
94 mins ago
91 My genitals.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
94 mins ago
157 2 Girls 1 Cup.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
94 mins ago
75 A windmill full of corpses.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
95 mins ago
54 Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
95 mins ago
64 Genetically engineered super-soldiers.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
96 mins ago
74 Tom Cruise.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
96 mins ago
53 A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
96 mins ago
93 That one gay Teletubby.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
z | 1
Two midgets shitting into a bucket.
x | 2
The harsh light of day.
c | 3
A wisecracking terrorist.
 
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