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I drink to forget __________.
61 hours ago
42 Bees?
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
61 hours ago
22 Friends who eat all your snacks.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
61 hours ago
88 Genital piercings.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
61 hours ago
14 World peace.
What's my anti-drug?
65 hours ago
45 Ronald Reagan.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
65 hours ago
28 The Big Bang.
What gets better with age?
65 hours ago
72 Half-assed foreplay.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
65 hours ago
27 Catapults.
__________? There's an app for that.
65 hours ago
99 Sexual humiliation.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
85 hours ago
60 Scrotum tickling.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
z | 1
Masturbation.
x | 2
Nocturnal emissions.
c | 3
A falcon with a cap on its head.
 
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