Some Recent Plays
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
14 mins ago
98 My dick.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
14 mins ago
46 Friends who eat all the snacks.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
14 mins ago
45 Friends with benefits.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
14 mins ago
75 A salty surprise.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
14 mins ago
43 The Blood of Christ.
What never fails to liven up the party?
14 mins ago
68 A drive-by shooting.
What's a girl's best friend?
14 mins ago
39 Dying.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
14 mins ago
56 Passable transvestites.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
15 mins ago
62 Jewish fraternities.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
15 mins ago
79 Twinkies®.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
z | 1
Nip slips.
x | 2
GoGurt.
c | 3
Dead babies.
 
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