Some Recent Plays
Why am I sticky?
2 hours ago
47 Overpowering your father.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
2 hours ago
95 Sucking some dicks to not get drafted.
What will always get you laid?
2 hours ago
54 Sperm whales.
__________. That's how I want to die.
2 hours ago
50 The milk man.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
2 hours ago
103 A bleached asshole.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
3 hours ago
1 Kanye West.
Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
3 hours ago
48 Peanut Butter Jelly Time.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
3 hours ago
56 Jewish fraternities.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
3 hours ago
42 Oversized lollipops.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
3 hours ago
85 Bitches.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
z | 1
Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars.
x | 2
Sperm whales.
c | 3
Sexy Siamese twins.
 
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