Some Recent Plays
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
108 mins ago
136 Justin Bieber.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
3 hours ago
85 Republicans.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
3 hours ago
31 Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
3 hours ago
24 Repression.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
3 hours ago
1 Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
Kim Jong-il.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
10 hours ago
38 An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
10 hours ago
60 Finger painting.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
10 hours ago
2 My machete.
The Donald Trump Seal of Approval™.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
10 hours ago
75 An anal probe.
What's the most emo?
10 hours ago
60 Tiger Woods.
z | 1
The Chinese gymnastics team.
x | 2
A web of lies.
c | 3
Peeing a little bit.
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