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Why can't I sleep at night?
2 hours ago
81 Penis envy.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
7 hours ago
57 Powerful thighs.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
7 hours ago
43 Men.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
7 hours ago
32 Sean Penn.
What's the crustiest?
7 hours ago
22 Giving 110 percent.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
8 hours ago
81 Women in yogurt commercials.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
8 hours ago
41 George Clooney's musk.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
8 hours ago
49 Figgy pudding.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
10 hours ago
58 Shorties and blunts.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
10 hours ago
27 The South.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
z | 1
FALCON PUNCH!!!
x | 2
A low standard of living.
c | 3
Goats eating cans.
 
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