Some Recent Plays
What's the most emo?
15 hours ago
60 A clandestine butt scratch.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
16 hours ago
77 A drive-by shooting.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
31 hours ago
29 The heart of a child.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
111 hours ago
79 Mouth herpes.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
111 hours ago
40 A mopey zoo lion.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
111 hours ago
59 Hulk Hogan.
What's a girl's best friend?
111 hours ago
99 Doin' it in the butt.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
111 hours ago
52 Team building exercises.
Why am I sticky?
111 hours ago
74 Golden showers.
Why can't I sleep at night?
111 hours ago
32 Passive-aggression.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
z | 1
Eating too much of a lamp.
x | 2
Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars.
c | 3
Overcompensation.
 
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