Some Recent Plays
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
4 hours ago
46 Showing up to an orgy for the food.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
4 hours ago
37 A wisecracking terrorist.
Why can't I sleep at night?
4 hours ago
18 A nuanced critique.
What ended my last relationship?
5 hours ago
77 Literally eating shit.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
5 hours ago
35 Count Chocula.
What's my anti-drug?
5 hours ago
41 Eating too much of a lamp.
What's my anti-drug?
5 hours ago
54 Improvised explosive devices.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
14 hours ago
63 Mad cow disease.
What's a girl's best friend?
14 hours ago
36 Quiche.
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR __________.
15 hours ago
61 Horse meat.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
z | 1
Douchebags on their iPhones.
x | 2
Just the tip.
c | 3
A mating display.
 
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