Some Recent Plays
What's the crustiest?
5 hours ago
59 America.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
5 hours ago
109 A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
5 hours ago
33 Concealing a boner.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
5 hours ago
84 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
5 hours ago
88 Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
5 hours ago
29 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
What's the next Happy MealĀ® toy?
5 hours ago
73 A gassy antelope.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
5 hours ago
36 Mr. Snuffleupagus.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
5 hours ago
1 Hot people.
Multiple stab wounds.
__________? There's an app for that.
5 hours ago
20 YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
z | 1
Porn stars.
x | 2
Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
c | 3
Pistol-whipping a hostage.
 
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