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In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
112 mins ago
1 Preteens.
Keanu Reeves.
Why am I sticky?
112 mins ago
42 Copping a feel.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
112 mins ago
54 Ring Pops™.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
112 mins ago
46 Child beauty pageants.
It's a trap!
113 mins ago
50 Not giving a shit about the Third World.
What ended my last relationship?
113 mins ago
81 The boners of the elderly.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
113 mins ago
91 Porn stars.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
113 mins ago
58 Just the tip.
Why can't I sleep at night?
114 mins ago
38 Explosions.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
114 mins ago
34 Waterboarding.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
z | 1
Making sex at her.
x | 2
Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor.
c | 3
The violation of our most basic human rights.
 
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