Some Recent Plays
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
11 mins ago
55 Queefing.
Why can't I sleep at night?
101 mins ago
44 Adult Friendfinder.
War! What is it good for?
3 hours ago
33 Doing the right thing.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
37 hours ago
25 Fear itself.
What's the most emo?
213 hours ago
60 A clandestine butt scratch.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
214 hours ago
77 A drive-by shooting.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
229 hours ago
29 The heart of a child.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
309 hours ago
79 Mouth herpes.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
309 hours ago
40 A mopey zoo lion.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
309 hours ago
59 Hulk Hogan.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
z | 1
Making sex at her.
x | 2
Being a dick to children.
c | 3
Goats eating cans.
 
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