Some Recent Plays
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
4 hours ago
39 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
What am I giving up for Lent?
4 hours ago
79 Menstruation.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
4 hours ago
78 My vagina.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
4 hours ago
43 Getting drunk on mouthwash.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
4 hours ago
49 A defective condom.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
4 hours ago
1 Nazis.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
4 hours ago
53 The Care Bear Stare.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
4 hours ago
62 Wearing underwear inside out to avoid doing laundry.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
4 hours ago
115 An anal probe.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
4 hours ago
81 A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
z | 1
Genital piercings.
x | 2
The economy.
c | 3
Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
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