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Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
3 hours ago
119 Tentacle porn.
What helps Obama unwind?
3 hours ago
66 Auschwitz.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
3 hours ago
30 Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
3 hours ago
77 The gays.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
3 hours ago
1 Authentic Mexican cuisine.
A brain tumor.
Betcha can't have just one!
3 hours ago
109 Tentacle porn.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
4 hours ago
1 Spontaneous human combustion.
Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
4 hours ago
61 African children.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
4 hours ago
62 A wisecracking terrorist.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
6 hours ago
34 A gassy antelope.
z | 1
Shaft.
x | 2
Half-assed foreplay.
c | 3
Child beauty pageants.
 
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