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What's my secret power?
2 hours ago
35 Genghis Khan.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
2 hours ago
64 Erectile dysfunction.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
2 hours ago
1 Hope.
The Amish.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
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40 Pooping in the soup.
What's the next Happy MealĀ® toy?
2 hours ago
38 Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
__________. That's how I want to die.
2 hours ago
50 Roofies.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
2 hours ago
88 Revenge fucking.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
2 hours ago
35 Euphoria™ by Calvin Klein.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
2 hours ago
27 New Age music.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
2 hours ago
1 Take-backsies.
Count Chocula.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
z | 1
x | 2
Global warming.
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Substitute teachers.
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