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This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
4 hours ago
42 Jean-Claude Van Damme.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
4 hours ago
78 Alcoholism.
I drink to forget __________.
4 hours ago
79 Coat hanger abortions.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
4 hours ago
1 Frolicking.
Being a motherfucking sorcerer.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
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118 Kids with ass cancer.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
4 hours ago
37 The violation of our most basic human rights.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
4 hours ago
48 Road head.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
4 hours ago
1 (I am doing Kegels right now.)
Copping a feel.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
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104 Fingering.
What ended my last relationship?
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49 Scientology.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
z | 1
Tasteful sideboob.
x | 2
A sad handjob.
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The Donald Trump Seal of Approval™.
 
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