Some Recent Plays
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
9 mins ago
97 Necrophilia.
Why am I sticky?
11 mins ago
72 Penis envy.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
11 mins ago
100 My dick.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
11 mins ago
53 Queefing.
What will always get you laid?
12 mins ago
53 Pooping in the soup.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
12 mins ago
66 Vehicular manslaughter.
__________: good to the last drop.
13 mins ago
40 Kibbles 'n Bits™.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
13 mins ago
56 Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
13 mins ago
23 Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
13 mins ago
51 Sucking some dicks to not get drafted.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
z | 1
Keg stands.
x | 2
Winking at old people.
c | 3
Gandalf.
 
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