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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
32 mins ago
57 My humps.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
83 mins ago
56 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
Why am I sticky?
83 mins ago
62 Insatiable bloodlust.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
83 mins ago
1 The Kool-Aid Man.
Michelle Obama's arms.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
84 mins ago
51 Bosnian chicken farmers.
White people like __________.
84 mins ago
64 Saxophone solos.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
88 mins ago
1 Flavored condoms.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
89 mins ago
84 A homoerotic volleyball montage.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
89 mins ago
68 Golden showers.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
90 mins ago
67 Dick fingers.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
z | 1
Enormous Scandinavian women.
x | 2
A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette.
c | 3
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