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Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
8 mins ago
43 Santa Claus.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
8 mins ago
58 Enormous Scandinavian women.
What's my secret power?
8 mins ago
101 Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
8 mins ago
56 Balls.
__________. That's how I want to die.
8 mins ago
35 Ring Pops™.
What's my anti-drug?
8 mins ago
1
Betcha can't have just one!
8 mins ago
20 Swooping.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
8 mins ago
32 The hiccups.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
8 mins ago
98 Harry Potter erotica.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
8 mins ago
37 Genetically engineered super-soldiers.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
z | 1
Being on fire.
x | 2
The profoundly handicapped.
c | 3
Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
 
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