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In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
just now
70 Cheating in the Special Olympics.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
182 hours ago
44 Santa Claus.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
189 hours ago
69 A neglected Tamagotchi™.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
201 hours ago
93 Elderly Japanese men.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
201 hours ago
83 Lady Gaga.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
201 hours ago
60 My relationship status.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
201 hours ago
83 Half-assed foreplay.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
201 hours ago
38 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
201 hours ago
58 Adderall™.
__________: good to the last drop.
201 hours ago
61 Genital piercings.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
z | 1
Being on fire.
x | 2
AIDS.
c | 3
Passive-aggression.
 
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