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Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
5 hours ago
1 A wisecracking terrorist.
Lunchables™.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
5 hours ago
34 The plot of a Michael Bay movie.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
5 hours ago
1 Cybernetic enhancements.
Bling.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
5 hours ago
80 Getting in her pants, politely.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
5 hours ago
65 Finger painting.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
5 hours ago
92 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
War! What is it good for?
5 hours ago
60 The Chinese gymnastics team.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
12 hours ago
1 Puberty.
Paula Dean's diabetes
__________. It's a trap!
12 hours ago
56 That thing that electrocutes your abs.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
12 hours ago
70 Dwarf tossing.
z | 1
German dungeon porn.
x | 2
The inevitable heat death of the universe.
c | 3
The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
 
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