Some Recent Plays
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
11 hours ago
91 Harry Potter erotica.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
11 hours ago
1 Mouth herpes.
Scalping.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
11 hours ago
79 Elderly Japanese men.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
11 hours ago
38 Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
11 hours ago
28 The Big Bang.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
11 hours ago
26 The South.
__________. It's a trap!
11 hours ago
77 Fingering.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
11 hours ago
1 A stray pube.
Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
11 hours ago
120 Two midgets shitting into a bucket.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
11 hours ago
79 Science.
z | 1
72 virgins.
x | 2
The Hamburglar.
c | 3
The World of Warcraft.
 
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