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When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
4 mins ago
41 Waterboarding.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
5 hours ago
70 Peanut Butter Jelly Time.
What will always get you laid?
5 hours ago
23 Tweeting.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
5 hours ago
64 Heartwarming orphans.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
5 hours ago
104 Dick fingers.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
5 hours ago
49 Sean Connery.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
5 hours ago
95 Autocannibalism.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
5 hours ago
44 Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
5 hours ago
19 Hunting accidents.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
5 hours ago
1 Famine.
Pulling out.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
z | 1
An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
x | 2
Lockjaw.
c | 3
Medieval Times Dinner and Tournament.
 
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