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Why do I hurt all over?
4 hours ago
67 Raping and pillaging.
What will always get you laid?
4 hours ago
58 A zesty breakfast burrito.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
4 hours ago
36 A Bop It™.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
4 hours ago
36 Tangled Slinkys.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
4 hours ago
90 Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
4 hours ago
33 Kibbles 'n Bits™.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
4 hours ago
83 German dungeon porn.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
26 hours ago
78 Bestiality.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
26 hours ago
71 Spontaneous human combustion.
__________. It's a trap!
26 hours ago
75 Front butt.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
z | 1
Coat hanger abortions.
x | 2
The Pope.
c | 3
Roofies.
 
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