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In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
92 mins ago
2 Friends who eat all the snacks.
Passive-aggression.
What's the new fad diet?
92 mins ago
95 Edible underpants.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
92 mins ago
41 Tweeting.
What's that smell?
92 mins ago
83 Homeless people.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
92 mins ago
57 A fetus.
What helps Obama unwind?
92 mins ago
43 Darth Vader.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
12 hours ago
1 A vajazzled vagina.
Apologizing.
Why am I sticky?
12 hours ago
85 Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
12 hours ago
36 Five-Dollar Footlongs™.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
12 hours ago
93 Nicolas Cage.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
z | 1
Cockfights.
x | 2
Viagra®.
c | 3
Harry Potter erotica.
 
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