Some Recent Plays
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
7 hours ago
49 Laying an egg.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
19 hours ago
78 Kids with ass cancer.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
26 hours ago
56 A clandestine butt scratch.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
26 hours ago
66 Just the tip.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
26 hours ago
10 The South.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
26 hours ago
1 Jewish fraternities.
Sharing needles.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
26 hours ago
1 Paris Hilton.
Mistaking a retarded person for someone who's merely deaf.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
26 hours ago
36 The inevitable heat death of the universe.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
32 hours ago
46 Leprosy.
What's the new fad diet?
35 hours ago
42 My inner demons.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
z | 1
Christopher Walken.
x | 2
Teenage pregnancy.
c | 3
Finding a skeleton.
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