Some Recent Plays
What am I giving up for Lent?
4 mins ago
33 Catapults.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
4 mins ago
39 A low standard of living.
What helps Obama unwind?
5 mins ago
42 Road head.
Betcha can't have just one!
5 mins ago
62 Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
6 mins ago
29 The Red Menace.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
7 mins ago
20 Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
8 mins ago
1 A can of whoop-ass.
Goats eating cans.
What's a girl's best friend?
8 mins ago
74 BATMAN!!!
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
8 mins ago
69 Darth Vader.
What's that smell?
8 mins ago
14 Being marginalized.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
z | 1
Land mines.
x | 2
Nipple blades.
c | 3
Chivalry.
 
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