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Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
2 hours ago
76 Elderly Japanese men.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
2 hours ago
33 RoboCop.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
3 hours ago
54 2 Girls 1 Cup.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
5 hours ago
62 Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
5 hours ago
24 A bag of magic beans.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
5 hours ago
53 A brain tumor.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
5 hours ago
61 Edible underpants.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
5 hours ago
55 Substitute teachers.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
5 hours ago
42 The forbidden fruit.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
5 hours ago
40 Goats eating cans.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
z | 1
An anal probe.
x | 2
BATMAN!!!
c | 3
Raptor attacks.
 
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